"If we wanted to do a kick, we did a kick."

Okay, last X Factor post for this week (honest). I just thought I should point you towards this Jedward interview with Digital Spy, which is the most depressing / hilarious thing I've read in weeks. In case you can't be bothered with the whole thing, here are the edited highlights...

John: "We were never nervous to do anything, we just wanted to let loose. If we wanted to do a kick, we did a kick."

John: "We are the type of guys who know what is going on around us."

John: "We are going to do a lot of different things."

John: "After every performance, we forgot about it."

John: "The thing about working with Brian Friedman was that it was such a challenge." [I'm sure he says the same about you, dear].

John: "We write songs that aren't boring about missing girls and boring stuff like that."

John: "As I've said before, we're like Frosted Flakes."

Edward: "Maybe Coco Pops."

Edward doesn't say much but, by God, when he does it's cracking good stuff.

And I don't know about you, but I'm really looking forward to this self-penned debut album that isn't about missing girls and other boring stuff: What could it be about? What other life experience could they be drawing on for these amazing un-boring songs? The time they went to the zoo a couple of years ago and it was okay but their mum made them pay their own entry fee? The time they both did a dance move at the same time and Brian Friedman said "YES that's exactly what you need to do on Saturday" but then by the time Saturday came round they'd forgotten how they did it? This could be the album of the millennium, people. OF THE MILLENNIUM.