Thursday 15 October 2009

"Is it bleeding, love?"

Poor Leona Lewis, punched in the eye for the crime of signing her autobiography.

As shocking and awful as this is, DigitalSpy's reportage of the incident did give me a giggle. After carefully explaining what had happened, together with quotes from "an eye witness" (literally), the article goes on to say:

"The singer was to appear on The One Show on Wednesday night. However, her rep confirmed that she has now been replaced by BBC sports host Gabby Logan."

I can't wait to hear Gabby Logan's version of 'Footprints in the Sand'.

- - - - - - -

PS 'Bleeding Love' joke courtesy of Jason Manford.

No comments: